Saturday, April 30, 2011

Ninjas: The Fashion Functionally Retarded of The RLSH

I loooooove doing pieces on RLSH with GOOD fashion sense as it is something that gives me hope for the rest of the lil capeys, but then there are the OTHER side of their community, a group that has some of the laziest ideas for costuming... I speak of course of that ninjas of the RLSH. Why are there so damn many of them? Why is this tread so popular? Why can't these idiots learn to dress themselves? These are all questions we may never have the answers to, but until then allow us to speculate by taking a tour of the many and similar-looking shinobi of the RLSH:

Hoodie Ninjas: A LOT of these running around.
(I picked this one because he looks like a Ninja Turtle dressed up as an Airbender fanboy)

Snake Eyes Ninjas
(or 'Guys That Wear Sunglasses Indoors')

Sports Gear Ninjas
(lol, he photoshopped out his parents' livingroom)

Subzero Ninjas
(still looking for Scorpion)

Leather Daddy Ninjas
(he's gonna spank you with that book)

Hat Ninjas
(aka 'Ninja Jones')

Less-Than Stealthy Ninjas
(Ninja XL)

Eyeliner Ninjas
(the liner-pen is mightier than the sword)

And of course, The Ninjaneck
(the only ninja on the list wearing actual camouflage)

LOL, they suck at wearing clothes.
-LL <3
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3 comments:

  1. Agent WraithApril 30, 2011 at 9:18 PM

    Great work. I'm not the snazziest out there, but I like to keep it simple. I think I might be a Hat/Sunglasses ninja..
    I'm not sure, but, that last one.. I can't quite make out. Is there even a ninja in that one?

    Curse the camouflage.
    Curse it.

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  2. UnknownMarch 16, 2013 at 4:52 PM

    hahahahahahahahah

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  3. Nocturnal GuardiansMarch 16, 2013 at 8:27 PM

    Thats my brother wolf you got there the ninjaneck. Thats rude as hell. I do not support the slandering if this blog of good men that want to change the world. The only thing that you seem to care about is slandering people to make yourself look better. Shame on you tothian for supporting this. Vain is a sin right. Congrads on furthering the hate of the community and misdirecting its mission to all who read this.

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