Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Vanity Blossoms, but blooms only Evil

Okay, so this is my first blog post and I guess my introduction into the fabu world of villainy. I really honestly don't have a whole lot to say at this exact time, other than the fact I was very surprised when I stumbled across this RLSH/RLSV business to find that there weren't more gay villains out there! What with so much opposition from homo-heroes like Peter Pixie and Laserskater, not to mention self-hating gay capes like Master Legend and Tothian (they are such a cute couple) it's really surprising that more evil hasn't been done on the queer-side. It should also be noted that "straight" men who enjoy wearing tight-fitting, colorful spandex as much as the RLSH do are obviously hiding something (but some things not as well). The closest seems to have a death-grip on these poor confused souls and I will make it my mission to get them to come out and be truthful to themselves!

Until then, I'm afraid that is all I have time for. More entries cumming soon!

-L.L. <3

5 comments:

  1. Welcome Lavender Leopard to the world of Villainy!

    You are not alone in Villainy, and not the first gay Villain, though perhaps the first live gay Villain. One directs you to the Zombie of Rock and Roll, Colorado's own Maris the Great:
    http://www.maristhegreat.com/
    (Not all age appropriate)

    You contributions to Villainy will enhance the tapestry of Evil as we work to determine what exactly Villainy will be in this new era.

    May all your schemes bring you greater glory,
    -Lord Malignance

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  2. LL, welcome to the low paying high tech world of Super Villainy.

    I am very glad you have decided to take part.

    I was very impressed with your call into Creature Feature about a month ago. You made what is normally a very droll show funny.

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  3. I ran across this article some time ago, but it never quite made it to the front page of my blog, but now I'm anxious to know how you weigh in on Skin Tight U.S.A., and how the NYT approached the subject.

    http://www.nytimes.com/2010/04/18/fashion/18comics.html

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  4. Welcome, and a flamboyantly purple one at that. But keep in mind, that in the villain world unlike those of the RLSH we villains do not judge by race, sex, or sexual preference, but by ones merit and actions. So welcome, you are as equal to us as any other, and we hope to read some magically inspired blogs from yourself.

    -Virus

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  5. First of all, Welcome. It’s always pleasing to see the ranks of Villainy swell. I wish you good fortune in your search for other Homosexual villains, and your quest to get the closeted heroes to own up to themselves. Being a villain without the specific target of the RLSH, I have been promoting Evil and Podcasting about villainous themes in Fiction since 2006. I also caught the Creature Feature show you called in on: Sad that they all hung up before you got back to the phone, but Kudos for technically getting the Last Word in that episode. May you enjoy planting the seeds of your villainy and spreading it across the faces of the Heroes.

    To echo Virus, Villainy doesn’t judge, and we don’t slap you across the face with societal or Creed-based value systems. Although we may use you for our own plots; what else would you expect from a villain?

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