Even though it is my stated mission to put a
glittered boot in the RLSH's collective
tight asses when they make a fashion
faux-pa, I still feel it important ever once in a while to
build up instead of just
constantly tear down. With that in mind, I would like to bring to your attention an absolutely
adorable RLSH couple, a pair known as
'The Purple Lotus' and 'The Green Lizard'. Already I
love these two, proving they can mix and match colors properly without needlessly
butchering the art. Purple sports my personal
fave color in everything he wears, but in a tasteful way that can almost be called
'conservative-liberal' (no political jokes or I'll smack you so fast your weave'll catch flame), wearing outfits that give him the look of man that
means business while still making it apparent that he's a superhero with something
going on in his
very skillful fashion sense.
Sometimes it's
business-professional
Sometimes it's casual
But it's always
respective and cool looking. Also, I
love a man that knows how to wear his
make-up.
The second half of this
fabu-twosome is Purp's ladyfriend,
'The Green Lizard', whom just like her name suggests is a
chameleon of every spectrum of fashion and style. I can't even begin to
describe her costume because it almost seems like she doesn't have an established look and that is actually a
GREAT thing seeing as it can keeps'em guessing, keepin
bitches on their toes with her
fierce mixing and matching
skillz. But why should
I do all the talking when I can let
her pictures do all the
justice needed to prove that this
gurrrl has a superpower all of her own:
BEING FABULOUS 24/7
FIERCE!
CUTE!
CRAZY!
EPIC!!
And of course like all
great superheroes,
ICONIC!
I can't honestly find
anyone in the
entire RLSH community that
bangs out as many
stunning and fabulous outfits as
Green Liz, and I honestly have to
applaud homegirl for having such an awesome closet full of such
killer klothes. You know how to make a villain
jealous!
I cannot even begin to say how
wonderful it has been doing this piece as it gives me the opportunity to show the cape wearing
walking-fashion-crimes of the RLSH how what you
SHOULD do in considering what to wear out on your numerous outgoings of
charity and various
vigilante ventures, but
alas I feel these two are indeed a
rare breed amongst their masked siblings in the real life superhero scene.
Purple Lotus and
Green Lizard, you two are by far the
best dressed of your community and for that I
congratulate you. Now get out there and
show these bitches hows its done!
VOGUE
L.L.<3